sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
I really want a Wii game where you’re fighting Cybermen or Daleks from the Doctor’s point of view so the Sonic is your wiimote and you have to pilot the TARDIS with the nunchuck and yeah, I’d buy that.
why doesnt this exist already
Some asshole would make the last level a fight against the Weeping Angles.
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
Oh my god there is nothing less than perfect in this post.
there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved
10 pairs of unrelated movies that are the same when reduced to one sentence.