humorprince:

time will come when you’ll be tired with everything
you’ll be tired to be with your friends
to be with your family.
time will come when you’ll only want to have someone
you’ll want to be with somebody
to be with her forever.

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles) ____________________________________________________________________________________________________

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

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afloweroutofstone:

souljaboyemoji:

souljaboyemoji:

ammit420:

*dick hard but i gotta stand up*

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did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat

I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word

"Hey, get up, we’re heading out."
"Yeah man, just give me exactly one minute."

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An intelligent, beautiful woman with a dirty mind that makes you laugh non-stop should be treasured. (via my-sexy-mind) ____________________________________________________________________________________________________

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